Dockside Extortionist{1}{R}
Creature — Goblin Pirate
When this creature enters, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
The fine print is illegible scribbles, but it *is* legally binding.
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Artist: Douglas Shuler